A farmer buys a new rooster. As soon as he turns it out in the chicken run, the rooster immediately mates with all of the farmer's 150 hens. In the afternoon, it mates with all 150 hens again. The next morning, the rooster screws all of the farmer's ducks, then all the geese, then all the turkeys.
Later that day, the farmer finds the rooster lying on the ground half dead, with vultures circling overhead. 'You brought this on yourself, you horny bastard!', says the farmer.
The rooster opens one eye, points up and says, 'Shh...they're about to land.'
Boru
Later that day, the farmer finds the rooster lying on the ground half dead, with vultures circling overhead. 'You brought this on yourself, you horny bastard!', says the farmer.
The rooster opens one eye, points up and says, 'Shh...they're about to land.'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
