joke time

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

An Amish woman is driving her horse-drawn buggy to town when she is stopped by a police officer.

‘I’m not going to cite you, ma’am,’ said the cop. ‘I just thought you should know that your rear reflector is broken. Could be dangerous.’

‘I thank thee,’ said the Amish lady. ‘I will tell my husband to repair it when I return home.’

‘Also,’ said the cop, ‘I notice that one of your reins is wrapped around the horse’s testicles.’

‘Again, I thank thee. I will tell my husband.’

Good as her word, when she returned home she told her husband about the broken reflector, and he said he would repair it immediately.

‘Also,’ continued the woman, ‘the officer was kind enough to say there’s something amiss with the emergency brake.’

Boru

I would think that would be the passing gear...

Ever been kicked in the bollocks? It tends to make you stop whatever else you were doing.

Boru