A man has taken his seat on a plane. He notices a stunningly beautiful woman boarding, and she’s heading towards him. She takes the seat next to his. Eager to break the ice, he asks, ‘Are you traveling for business or pleasure?’
‘Business,’ she says. ‘’I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs Convention in Boston.’
A little nonplussed, the man recovers quickly and asks, ‘What’s your business at the convention?’
‘I’m a lecturer. I use my personal experience to debunk common myths about sexuality.’
‘What sort of myths?’ he asks.
‘Well, for example, it’s usually thought that African American men are the best endowed, when it’s actually Native Americans. It’s also thought that Frenchmen make the best lovers, but in reality, it’s Hispanics. And I’ve discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.’
At this point the woman blushes a bit and says, ‘I really shouldn’t be telling you all this. I mean, I don’t even know your name.’
‘Tonto’ says the man. ‘Tonto Gonzales. But my friends call me Bubba.’
Boru
‘Business,’ she says. ‘’I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs Convention in Boston.’
A little nonplussed, the man recovers quickly and asks, ‘What’s your business at the convention?’
‘I’m a lecturer. I use my personal experience to debunk common myths about sexuality.’
‘What sort of myths?’ he asks.
‘Well, for example, it’s usually thought that African American men are the best endowed, when it’s actually Native Americans. It’s also thought that Frenchmen make the best lovers, but in reality, it’s Hispanics. And I’ve discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.’
At this point the woman blushes a bit and says, ‘I really shouldn’t be telling you all this. I mean, I don’t even know your name.’
‘Tonto’ says the man. ‘Tonto Gonzales. But my friends call me Bubba.’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
