joke time

[arewethereyet]

I'm really confused by this post.

For one thing, I don't know if all these sentences are supposed to be understood together or separately.

Oh boy, the most southern tip of the inland 48 is Key West Florida. It is also known for it's "Key Lime Pie"  and "Limey" has been slang for Irish, and Conch (sea snail) is the official "horn shell" or "flag" of Key West. Flipper was a famous TV show in the 60s about a dolphin who behaved more like a trained dog than a dolphin. Dan Marino was Miami  Dolphin's  Quarterback, and even today, at that position, you are likely to get your ass drilled into the ground and hit your head on the ground. And Dan Marino stared in "Ace Ventura Pet Detective" played himself as a kidnapped Quarterback at the same time their mascot in the movie a dolphin was kidnapped as well, and at the end of the movie the bad guy/ Einhorn threatened to kill both Dan and Ace, and one of his responses was "I get hit in the head a lot".

I think you are the one who has been hit on the head a lot.