joke time

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

John and Susan are planning their wedding, but there's a snag. Susan's younger 19 year old sister Beth is constantly flirting with John - wearing crop tops and short-shorts around him, brushing up against him, bending over when no one else is looking so John gets a full view of the Good and Services Department, and so on.

One evening, Beth calls John and asks him to drive over because she needs help with the wedding invitations. When he gets there, she opens the door wearing a silk robe that leaves very little to the imagination. 'My flirting obviously hasn't worked,' she said,  'so here's the deal. I want just one one night of passion with you before you commit yourself to my sister. No one will ever know, and I will never pursue you again. Now, I'm going upstairs to my room to get ready for you.' When she gets to the top of the stairs, she opens her robe, slides off her undies, and goes in to her bedroom.

John is flabbergasted. In a moment of resolve, he walks straight out the front door and heads for his car. Just then, his future father-in-law steps up, tearfully hugs John, and says, 'I'm so glad you passed our little test. Welcome to the family, my boy!!'

And the moral of this story is:

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Always leave your condoms in the car.

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Boru