RE: The Gospel of a Village - a True Story (tm)
November 11, 2011 at 5:55 pm
(This post was last modified: November 11, 2011 at 5:56 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
This'll never make it bigtime. I've discussed this with the boys in marketing, and we have some ideas. Where do you stand on the following?
-Sex it up a bit.
-Add some gratuitous violence.
-Would you be open to the idea of performing miracles?
We've done some legwork and the target demographic responded very well to these suggestions.
(good work by the way)
-Sex it up a bit.
-Add some gratuitous violence.
-Would you be open to the idea of performing miracles?
We've done some legwork and the target demographic responded very well to these suggestions.
(good work by the way)
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