A man is dining alone at a restaurant and making a heroic effort not to stare at the gorgeous redhead at the next table, who is also dining alone. Just as he’s sneaking a peek, the woman sneezes and her glass eye pops out. Without thinking, the man makes a grab and snags the eye in midair, then hands it to the woman, who is absolutely mortified.
‘I am so, so, sorry,’ she says, while putting the eye back. ‘Please join me and let me pay for your dinner.’ The man agrees and over the meal, he learns that the woman is not only beautiful, but utterly charming to boot - intelligent, witty, and funny. After dinner, they go out for drinks, and he becomes more and more enraptured with this amazing creature.
Towards the end of the evening, she invites him to her place for a nightcap. As usually happens in jokes like this, the nightcap quickly evolves into an amazing night of passion. She’s enthusiastic, skilled, and in all ways accommodating - it is, hands down, the best sex he’s ever had.
When he wakes up the next morning, he finds her in the kitchen cooking him an enormous gourmet breakfast. ‘You’re incredible!’ he says. Do you treat all your partners this way?’
‘Not really,’ she answers. ‘You just caught my eye.’
Boru
‘I am so, so, sorry,’ she says, while putting the eye back. ‘Please join me and let me pay for your dinner.’ The man agrees and over the meal, he learns that the woman is not only beautiful, but utterly charming to boot - intelligent, witty, and funny. After dinner, they go out for drinks, and he becomes more and more enraptured with this amazing creature.
Towards the end of the evening, she invites him to her place for a nightcap. As usually happens in jokes like this, the nightcap quickly evolves into an amazing night of passion. She’s enthusiastic, skilled, and in all ways accommodating - it is, hands down, the best sex he’s ever had.
When he wakes up the next morning, he finds her in the kitchen cooking him an enormous gourmet breakfast. ‘You’re incredible!’ he says. Do you treat all your partners this way?’
‘Not really,’ she answers. ‘You just caught my eye.’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
