"How did you meet your husband?"
"I'm a pharmacist. Every weekend he would come in and ask for XXXXL condoms."
"Only after we married did I realise he has a bad stutter!"
"I'm a pharmacist. Every weekend he would come in and ask for XXXXL condoms."
"Only after we married did I realise he has a bad stutter!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"