RE: joke time
August 20, 2021 at 6:02 pm
(This post was last modified: August 20, 2021 at 6:03 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
A church employed a very attractive, VERY well-endowed organist called Susan. In fact, nature had been so good to her that her breasts jiggled and bounced while she played, which appalled all the prim and proper church ladies.
One Sunday, after a service that included a particularly active rendition of hymn 223, the ladies pulled Susan aside and gave her a bottle of astringent cream. They told her that applying it to her breasts and nipples would cause them to tighten up and reduce the jiggling. Susan agreed.
The very next Sunday, the minister took to the pulpit and announced, ‘Dew tew thurcumstanthes beyond my contwow, we will not haf a thermon today.’
Boru
One Sunday, after a service that included a particularly active rendition of hymn 223, the ladies pulled Susan aside and gave her a bottle of astringent cream. They told her that applying it to her breasts and nipples would cause them to tighten up and reduce the jiggling. Susan agreed.
The very next Sunday, the minister took to the pulpit and announced, ‘Dew tew thurcumstanthes beyond my contwow, we will not haf a thermon today.’
Boru
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