joke time

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Two leprechauns, one elderly and one a fair bit younger, knock at the door of a convent and the Mother Superior answers. The younger of the two leprechauns removes his hat, bows deeply and says, ‘Beggin’ yer holy pardon missus, but I’d like to ask - have ye got any leprechaun nuns in this beyootiful convent of yours?’

‘No,’ says the Reverend Mother. ‘I know every nun cloistered here and none of them are leprechauns.’

‘Ah, I see, I see,’ says the little man. ‘Saving yer presence, I’ll be after asking ye another question - would ye happen to know if there are any leprechaun nuns in the county at all?’

‘Well,’ answer the Mother, ‘I lived in this county all of my life, I took the veil more than thirty years ago, and I’ve never known, nor even heard of, a leprechaun nun in all of County Clare’

‘Ah, yer a font of learning and no mistake! And - if I may make so bold as to ask - what about the whole country? Would there be any leprechaun nuns in the whole of Ireland?’

Exasperated with the little man’s questioning, the Mother snaps out, ‘No! As far as I know, there is not a single leprechaun nun in this convent, this county, or this country! Good day to you!’ and slams the door.

The younger leprechaun turns to his older companion, hits him with his hat, and says, ‘Did ye hear that, ye daft old bugger? I TOLD you you was fuckin’ a penguin!!’

Boru