A man lands a job at an adult toy shop. On his first day, his new boss says, ‘I have to head out for a business meeting. You’ll be fine, most of the prices are marked, but remember - nine inch white dildos are $15, and the black eleven inch dildos are $25. I’ll be back in an hour.’
Shortly after he leaves, a woman comes and, after browsing a bit, she asks, ‘How much is this white dildo?’
‘That’s our nine inch model, miss, and it’s $15.’
‘I see. And what can you tell me about this black dildo?’
‘That’s our eleven inch model, and it sells for $25.’
‘Hmm. And what about that gray one?’
‘Oh, that’s our Super-Deluxe metal dildo, and it’s priced at $200.’
‘Wow! For that kind of money, it must really be something! Wrap it up.’
A little later, the boss returns and asks his new clerk how things went.
‘Really well, sir,’ says the man. ‘I got $200 for my thermos bottle!’
Boru
Shortly after he leaves, a woman comes and, after browsing a bit, she asks, ‘How much is this white dildo?’
‘That’s our nine inch model, miss, and it’s $15.’
‘I see. And what can you tell me about this black dildo?’
‘That’s our eleven inch model, and it sells for $25.’
‘Hmm. And what about that gray one?’
‘Oh, that’s our Super-Deluxe metal dildo, and it’s priced at $200.’
‘Wow! For that kind of money, it must really be something! Wrap it up.’
A little later, the boss returns and asks his new clerk how things went.
‘Really well, sir,’ says the man. ‘I got $200 for my thermos bottle!’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
