A man boards a city bus and takes the only available seat next to a woman and her infant son. The woman is trying to get her fussy child to breast feed. She says, ‘You better feed, or I’ll give your milk to this nice man sitting next to us.’
The child still refuses to to feed, and the woman says again, ‘You need to take this, or I’ll give your milk to the nice man sitting next to us.
After another ten minutes, the frustrated mum tells her son, ‘For the last time - either feed or I swear I’m going to give your milk to this nice man sitting next to us!!’
Exasperated, the man says, ‘Lady, will you make up your mind? I was supposed to get off this bus three stops ago.’
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The child still refuses to to feed, and the woman says again, ‘You need to take this, or I’ll give your milk to the nice man sitting next to us.
After another ten minutes, the frustrated mum tells her son, ‘For the last time - either feed or I swear I’m going to give your milk to this nice man sitting next to us!!’
Exasperated, the man says, ‘Lady, will you make up your mind? I was supposed to get off this bus three stops ago.’
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
