A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. During a break from the rumpy-pumpy, the phone rings and the woman answers it. Her lover can only hear her side of the conversation.
‘Hello?…Oh, hi!…How are you?…Really! That’s wonderful!…I’m so happy for you…Sounds great!…Ok, we’ll talk again soon…Bye now.’
When she hangs up, her lover asks, ‘Who was that?’
‘My husband. He called to tell me what a great time he’s having on his fishing trip with you.’
Boru
‘Hello?…Oh, hi!…How are you?…Really! That’s wonderful!…I’m so happy for you…Sounds great!…Ok, we’ll talk again soon…Bye now.’
When she hangs up, her lover asks, ‘Who was that?’
‘My husband. He called to tell me what a great time he’s having on his fishing trip with you.’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax