The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you.

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The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you.

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RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you.

September 19, 2021 at 3:35 pm

(September 19, 2021 at 2:08 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 19, 2021 at 2:06 pm)Ahriman Wrote: It's an allegory, has nothing to do with real life, was never intended to be taken literally.

Allegories are pretty cool, but I always get them confused with crocodiles.

Boru

You can tell which ones are crocodiles by the big toothy smiles.

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The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by onlinebiker - September 19, 2021 at 12:59 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 19, 2021 at 1:09 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by onlinebiker - September 19, 2021 at 1:19 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 19, 2021 at 1:29 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Fake Messiah - September 19, 2021 at 1:29 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by zwanzig - September 19, 2021 at 2:01 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Ahriman - September 19, 2021 at 2:06 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 19, 2021 at 2:08 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by arewethereyet - September 19, 2021 at 3:35 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Angrboda - September 19, 2021 at 5:28 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Jehanne - September 20, 2021 at 8:04 am

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by h4ym4n - September 19, 2021 at 2:10 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by zwanzig - September 19, 2021 at 2:18 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Ahriman - September 19, 2021 at 2:31 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by The Architect Of Fate - September 19, 2021 at 2:40 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by The Grand Nudger - September 19, 2021 at 3:45 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Ahriman - September 19, 2021 at 4:02 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 19, 2021 at 5:00 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by arewethereyet - September 19, 2021 at 8:29 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by onlinebiker - September 19, 2021 at 10:22 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by brewer - September 19, 2021 at 9:32 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by no one - September 20, 2021 at 8:28 am

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Neo-Scholastic - September 20, 2021 at 8:39 am

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by onlinebiker - September 20, 2021 at 9:34 am

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Mister Agenda - September 20, 2021 at 11:44 am

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Jehanne - September 20, 2021 at 12:04 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by The Grand Nudger - September 20, 2021 at 10:04 am

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Neo-Scholastic - September 20, 2021 at 12:36 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by arewethereyet - September 20, 2021 at 12:45 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Neo-Scholastic - September 20, 2021 at 1:03 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by arewethereyet - September 20, 2021 at 1:13 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by arewethereyet - September 20, 2021 at 4:35 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Neo-Scholastic - September 21, 2021 at 4:51 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Jehanne - September 20, 2021 at 1:41 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Neo-Scholastic - September 20, 2021 at 2:12 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Jehanne - September 20, 2021 at 2:36 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Fake Messiah - September 20, 2021 at 1:11 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by onlinebiker - September 20, 2021 at 1:20 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Fake Messiah - September 20, 2021 at 10:21 am

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Jehanne - September 20, 2021 at 11:25 am

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by The Grand Nudger - September 20, 2021 at 4:07 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Ahriman - September 20, 2021 at 4:28 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by arewethereyet - September 20, 2021 at 4:39 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by The Grand Nudger - September 20, 2021 at 4:29 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 20, 2021 at 5:13 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by arewethereyet - September 20, 2021 at 5:14 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 20, 2021 at 5:15 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by no one - September 20, 2021 at 5:16 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Mister Agenda - September 21, 2021 at 10:47 am

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by zwanzig - September 21, 2021 at 12:01 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Angrboda - September 21, 2021 at 12:11 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by The Grand Nudger - September 21, 2021 at 1:25 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by arewethereyet - September 21, 2021 at 1:35 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Abaddon_ire - September 21, 2021 at 1:50 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Angrboda - September 21, 2021 at 4:20 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by zwanzig - September 21, 2021 at 6:17 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by onlinebiker - September 21, 2021 at 7:12 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by arewethereyet - September 21, 2021 at 7:16 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Angrboda - September 21, 2021 at 8:11 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Fireball - September 21, 2021 at 10:16 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by The Grand Nudger - September 22, 2021 at 10:00 am

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Angrboda - September 22, 2021 at 10:18 am

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by The Grand Nudger - September 22, 2021 at 10:55 am

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by onlinebiker - September 22, 2021 at 1:43 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by ronedee - September 24, 2021 at 12:42 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Fake Messiah - September 24, 2021 at 1:46 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Astreja - September 24, 2021 at 3:25 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by onlinebiker - September 24, 2021 at 3:58 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 24, 2021 at 5:53 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by arewethereyet - September 24, 2021 at 12:52 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 24, 2021 at 12:56 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by arewethereyet - September 24, 2021 at 12:58 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Brian37 - September 24, 2021 at 1:02 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by The Architect Of Fate - September 24, 2021 at 5:40 pm

Hey Ricky, your so fine, your logic blows my mind. - by Brian37 - September 20, 2021 at 5:00 pm

RE: Hey Ricky, your so fine, your logic blows my mind. - by arewethereyet - September 20, 2021 at 5:06 pm

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