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A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
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A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
September 6, 2018 at 11:16 am
Do we know if any children were on board?
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RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
September 6, 2018 at 11:17 am
Well only delusional shits think there was an ark so they can populate it with whatever they like, I suppose.
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RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
September 6, 2018 at 11:24 am
(September 6, 2018 at 11:17 am)Minimalist Wrote: Well only delusional shits think there was an ark so they can populate it with whatever they like, I suppose.

Jesus fuckin' Christ, I do know that, but I thought that it might say so one way or another in the Bible.
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RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
September 6, 2018 at 11:25 am
The bible's position on children seems to be that they should be seen and not heard..... or else dashed against rocks.
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RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
September 6, 2018 at 11:26 am
Predates Catholicism, so the men were content raping the goats and sheep.
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RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
September 6, 2018 at 11:26 am
I think Noah brought his whole family so there were probably children.
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RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
September 6, 2018 at 11:31 am
They probably ate them out of desperation.
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RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
September 6, 2018 at 11:33 am (This post was last modified: September 6, 2018 at 11:34 am by brewer.)
Children in confined spaces with religious authority figures only leads to pedophilia. So yes.
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RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
September 6, 2018 at 11:37 am
I don't think it mentions Noah having grandkids on the Ark. The bible doesn't speak much about children until they're important to the story. Either a significant person who was Son of X, or someone being killed because they're parents did something bad. Or that they decided to tell a prophet to get lost, and he had them killed by bears.
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RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
September 6, 2018 at 11:40 am
There is no specific mention of young children on the Ark. The crew manifest mentions only Noah, Mrs. Noah, their three sons and the sons' wives. Noah may have had grandchildren before the Flood, but Genesis doesn't specifically say so.

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