The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you.

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The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you.

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RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you.

September 19, 2021 at 5:28 pm

(September 19, 2021 at 2:06 pm)Ahriman Wrote: It's an allegory, has nothing to do with real life, was never intended to be taken literally.

If it's just allegory, then Noah's covenant with God never happened and we only have allegorical permission to eat meat. Are you a vegan?

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The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by onlinebiker - September 19, 2021 at 12:59 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 19, 2021 at 1:09 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by onlinebiker - September 19, 2021 at 1:19 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 19, 2021 at 1:29 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Fake Messiah - September 19, 2021 at 1:29 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by zwanzig - September 19, 2021 at 2:01 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Ahriman - September 19, 2021 at 2:06 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 19, 2021 at 2:08 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by arewethereyet - September 19, 2021 at 3:35 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Angrboda - September 19, 2021 at 5:28 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Jehanne - September 20, 2021 at 8:04 am

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by h4ym4n - September 19, 2021 at 2:10 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by zwanzig - September 19, 2021 at 2:18 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Ahriman - September 19, 2021 at 2:31 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by The Architect Of Fate - September 19, 2021 at 2:40 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by The Grand Nudger - September 19, 2021 at 3:45 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Ahriman - September 19, 2021 at 4:02 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 19, 2021 at 5:00 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by arewethereyet - September 19, 2021 at 8:29 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by onlinebiker - September 19, 2021 at 10:22 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by brewer - September 19, 2021 at 9:32 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by no one - September 20, 2021 at 8:28 am

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Neo-Scholastic - September 20, 2021 at 8:39 am

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by onlinebiker - September 20, 2021 at 9:34 am

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Mister Agenda - September 20, 2021 at 11:44 am

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Jehanne - September 20, 2021 at 12:04 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by The Grand Nudger - September 20, 2021 at 10:04 am

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Neo-Scholastic - September 20, 2021 at 12:36 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by arewethereyet - September 20, 2021 at 12:45 pm

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RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by arewethereyet - September 20, 2021 at 4:35 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Neo-Scholastic - September 21, 2021 at 4:51 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Jehanne - September 20, 2021 at 1:41 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Neo-Scholastic - September 20, 2021 at 2:12 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Jehanne - September 20, 2021 at 2:36 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Fake Messiah - September 20, 2021 at 1:11 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by onlinebiker - September 20, 2021 at 1:20 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Fake Messiah - September 20, 2021 at 10:21 am

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Jehanne - September 20, 2021 at 11:25 am

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by The Grand Nudger - September 20, 2021 at 4:07 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Ahriman - September 20, 2021 at 4:28 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by arewethereyet - September 20, 2021 at 4:39 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by The Grand Nudger - September 20, 2021 at 4:29 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 20, 2021 at 5:13 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by arewethereyet - September 20, 2021 at 5:14 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 20, 2021 at 5:15 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by no one - September 20, 2021 at 5:16 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Mister Agenda - September 21, 2021 at 10:47 am

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by zwanzig - September 21, 2021 at 12:01 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Angrboda - September 21, 2021 at 12:11 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by The Grand Nudger - September 21, 2021 at 1:25 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by arewethereyet - September 21, 2021 at 1:35 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Abaddon_ire - September 21, 2021 at 1:50 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Angrboda - September 21, 2021 at 4:20 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by zwanzig - September 21, 2021 at 6:17 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by onlinebiker - September 21, 2021 at 7:12 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by arewethereyet - September 21, 2021 at 7:16 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Angrboda - September 21, 2021 at 8:11 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Fireball - September 21, 2021 at 10:16 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by The Grand Nudger - September 22, 2021 at 10:00 am

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Angrboda - September 22, 2021 at 10:18 am

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by The Grand Nudger - September 22, 2021 at 10:55 am

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by onlinebiker - September 22, 2021 at 1:43 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by ronedee - September 24, 2021 at 12:42 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Fake Messiah - September 24, 2021 at 1:46 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Astreja - September 24, 2021 at 3:25 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by onlinebiker - September 24, 2021 at 3:58 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 24, 2021 at 5:53 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by arewethereyet - September 24, 2021 at 12:52 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 24, 2021 at 12:56 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by arewethereyet - September 24, 2021 at 12:58 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by Brian37 - September 24, 2021 at 1:02 pm

RE: The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. - by The Architect Of Fate - September 24, 2021 at 5:40 pm

Hey Ricky, your so fine, your logic blows my mind. - by Brian37 - September 20, 2021 at 5:00 pm

RE: Hey Ricky, your so fine, your logic blows my mind. - by arewethereyet - September 20, 2021 at 5:06 pm

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