A woman was arrested for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
In court, the judge asked, "first offender?"
She replied, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender."
In court, the judge asked, "first offender?"
She replied, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"