During his sermon, the vicar asks if anyone would like to come forward to give thanks for an answered prayers. A woman walks to the front, faces the congregation and begins.
‘Six months ago, my husband Frank was in a terrible motorcycle accident in which his scrotum was almost completely destroyed [rustling noise as all the men in the pews shift uncomfortably]. Honestly, his poor scrotum was so mangled that the doctors weren’t sure they could save it [more rustling and not a few gasps]. But I prayed and prayed. Eventually, the doctors were able to use stitches [more gasps], staples [gasps and some audible groans], surgical glue and wires [a few quick sobs] to hold his shattered, shredded scrotum together. And after months of rehab and follow up surgeries, Frank’s scrotum is as good as new, thank the Lord [sighs of relief]!’
She returns to her seat, and the vicar asks, ‘Umm…anyone else?’
A man comes forward and announces, ‘I’m Frank[stunned silence]. And honey, the word is sternum .’
Boru
‘Six months ago, my husband Frank was in a terrible motorcycle accident in which his scrotum was almost completely destroyed [rustling noise as all the men in the pews shift uncomfortably]. Honestly, his poor scrotum was so mangled that the doctors weren’t sure they could save it [more rustling and not a few gasps]. But I prayed and prayed. Eventually, the doctors were able to use stitches [more gasps], staples [gasps and some audible groans], surgical glue and wires [a few quick sobs] to hold his shattered, shredded scrotum together. And after months of rehab and follow up surgeries, Frank’s scrotum is as good as new, thank the Lord [sighs of relief]!’
She returns to her seat, and the vicar asks, ‘Umm…anyone else?’
A man comes forward and announces, ‘I’m Frank[stunned silence]. And honey, the word is sternum .’
Boru
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