Why does science always upstage God?

[awty]

Science doesn't give you donuts and coffee after meetings.

Growing up Catholic the only thing we got was the little choke-inducing wafer that glued itself to the roof of your mouth more often than not.

When I worked a project at a huge old Baptist church in Dallas I was shocked to see a general ledger account for donuts. And there seemed to be some sort of contest for who could find the most expensive, fanciest donuts around. Damned Protestants.