How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but the bulb has got to really want to change.
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How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
It’s a very obscure number, you probably won’t have heard of it.
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How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Sex.
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How long does it take a performance artist to change a lightbulb?
I don’t know; I left after the first hour and a half.
Only one, but the bulb has got to really want to change.
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How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
It’s a very obscure number, you probably won’t have heard of it.
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How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Sex.
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How long does it take a performance artist to change a lightbulb?
I don’t know; I left after the first hour and a half.