RE: joke time
October 6, 2021 at 5:32 am
(This post was last modified: October 6, 2021 at 5:33 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
A woman in a skin-tight miniskirt is about to get on a city bus when she realizes that her skirt is so tight that she can’t lift her leg high enough to reach the first step on the bus. She reaches behind her and unzips the skirt a little, figuring that will give her enough slack. Still unable to reach the step, she reaches back and unzips a little more. Still no luck, so - now thoroughly embarrassed - she reaches back a third time. Still can’t reach the step.
The man waiting behind her feels sorry for the the poor woman’s plight, so he takes her by the waist and hoists her up onto the first step on the bus.
Furious, the woman turns on him and says, ‘How DARE you put your hands on me? I don’t even know you!’
‘Terribly sorry,’ says the man. ‘I just thought that since you unzipped my fly three times, we were getting to be friends.’
Boru
The man waiting behind her feels sorry for the the poor woman’s plight, so he takes her by the waist and hoists her up onto the first step on the bus.
Furious, the woman turns on him and says, ‘How DARE you put your hands on me? I don’t even know you!’
‘Terribly sorry,’ says the man. ‘I just thought that since you unzipped my fly three times, we were getting to be friends.’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
