joke time

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

Another true story:

A few years ago I went to a Buddhist funeral of a bloke from work. All of the Vietnamese mourners wore white, the colour of mourning in many Asian country (because ghosts are white).

After the service I joined a mate who was talking to one of the Vietnamese mourners. My mate is from Dublin. He said:

"Very sad, and very different from an Irish funeral"

Vietnamese Mourner "Oh, what do you do?

Dubliner "We all get pissed and fight"

I've been to a few Irish funerals here, followed by the wake. Can't remember any violence. I can remember a lot of whiskey being consumed. That was followed by people telling outrageous lies (tall tales) about the deceased. At a certain stage of inebriation people get maudlin and cry.

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Why don’t Buddhists open their emails?

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They’re trying to avoid attachments.

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Boru

 Buddhist monk to hot dog vendor:

" I want you to make me one with everything"