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Why does God care about S E X?

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RE: Why does God care about S E X?

October 20, 2021 at 2:03 pm (This post was last modified: October 20, 2021 at 2:03 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)

God cares about what we do with our genitals for the same reason Mrs. Grundy does - he’s not getting any and it frustrates him so much that he’s compelled to make people as miserable as he is.

‘Puritanism (n): the gnawing fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.’ - Mencken

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Why does God care about S E X? - by zwanzig - October 20, 2021 at 6:36 am

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RE: Why does God care about S E X? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 21, 2021 at 2:03 pm

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