The Last Movie You Watched

[Rev. Rye]

And my choices for horrible horror movies for next week's Deep Hurting Project:

• Alice in Murderland, wherein someone decides to make a slasher movie based on Alice in Wonderland, but still has it take place in a warehouse Sorority House.
  
• Ants on a Plane, wherein Lifetime decides to make a Snakes on a Plane mockbuster.
  
• Arachnicide, wherein a drug cartel gets revenge on the military and spiders are apparently involved.
  
• Bear, wherein a bunch of idiots are menaced by a psychic bear.
  
• Blood Orgy of the She Devils, wherein there is no blood orgy.
  
• Creepozoids, wherein the man behind Santa's Summer House and A Talking Cat?!? brings us an Alien ripoff.
  
• Curse of Pirate Death, wherein a really unimaginatively named pirate becomes a slasher villain.
  
• Hobgoblins, wherein we have another movie that even MST3K couldn't make watchable.
  
• I Spit on Your Grave: Deja Vu, wherein we have a sequel that takes place either 20 or 40 years after the original (the movie can't decide
  
• Monster, wherein the Asylum decides to make an even lazier mockbuster of Cloverfield than usual.
  
• Raiders of the Lost Shark, wherein a flying shark just keeps eating people for some reason.
  
• The Ripper, wherein either a college professor turns out to be Jack the Ripper, or it's just 90 minutes of talking about Jack the Ripper and Vincent Price movies.
  
• Shark Exorcist, wherein it turns out that there's a filmmaker dumb enough to make a shark movie in landlocked Nashville.
  
• Snakes on a Train, wherein there's another Snakes on a Plane mockbuster, but it's the Asylum making it this time.
  
• The Source, wherein the Asylum takes nine days to rip off The Craft.
  

Some time ago, I watched a film that I thought could feature in your project. It's from the 80's and I remembered watching it when I was a kid and thinking it was decent... turns out it's not really.
Anywhoo, it's called  Cherry 2000. Have you seen it?

I have not, and for what it’s worth, the Project is for the worst of the worst. And the strange thing is, looking at it, Cherry 2000 might actually be too good for the Project. This is the sort of thing the Project is going for.