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Dumbass - Funny stuff from the Bible
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RE: Dumbass - Funny stuff from the Bible
October 25, 2021 at 2:35 pm (This post was last modified: October 26, 2021 at 3:09 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(October 25, 2021 at 2:22 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Malachi 2:3, "Behold, I will corrupt your seed and spread dung upon your faces."

I actually had a theist apologist argue that that was the KVJ and not the NIV version, which used the word "refuse" and not "dung".

Ok, fine, trash or shit, is it ok to punish "god's children" with trash or shit?

In that verse, God is the one speaking. Given what else he did to his children, a face full of poo seems comparatively mild. Check with your local Amalekites. Oh wait - you can’t.

Boru
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Dumbass - Funny stuff from the Bible - by Ferrocyanide - October 22, 2021 at 11:39 pm
RE: Dumbass - Funny stuff from the Bible - by Ferrocyanide - October 24, 2021 at 11:22 pm
RE: Dumbass - Funny stuff from the Bible - by Fake Messiah - October 25, 2021 at 7:47 am
RE: Dumbass - Funny stuff from the Bible - by Jehanne - October 25, 2021 at 10:11 am
RE: Dumbass - Funny stuff from the Bible - by vulcanlogician - October 25, 2021 at 10:14 am
RE: Dumbass - Funny stuff from the Bible - by Jehanne - October 25, 2021 at 11:08 am
RE: Dumbass - Funny stuff from the Bible - by no one - October 25, 2021 at 11:24 am
RE: Dumbass - Funny stuff from the Bible - by Brian37 - October 25, 2021 at 2:22 pm
RE: Dumbass - Funny stuff from the Bible - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 25, 2021 at 2:35 pm
RE: Dumbass - Funny stuff from the Bible - by Ferrocyanide - October 25, 2021 at 11:27 pm
RE: Dumbass - Funny stuff from the Bible - by Fireball - October 25, 2021 at 11:39 pm

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