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Can fundamentalists be funny?
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Can fundamentalists be funny?
It seems they can't. What could be the reasons? Maybe because they are constantly thinking about hell, sins and torturing people?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Can fundamentalists be funny?
(August 25, 2020 at 9:54 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: It seems they can't. What could be the reasons? Maybe because they are constantly thinking about hell, sins and torturing people?

Anyone who considers a good wanking off session as "self abuse" should be considered several bricks short of a full load....
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RE: Can fundamentalists be funny?
(August 25, 2020 at 9:54 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: It seems they can't. What could be the reasons? Maybe because they are constantly thinking about hell, sins and torturing people?

on the contrary, they are alway funny. And guiltless fun they provide too.
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#4
RE: Can fundamentalists be funny?
Sure they can, but looks aren't everything.
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#5
RE: Can fundamentalists be funny?
Have you ever heard them try to counsel people on sex?



I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Can fundamentalists be funny?
Few things are funnier to me than people who claim to live under the admonition to ‘love thy neighbour as thyself’ going on a hate-filled, high decibel rant about how evil their neighbours are.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Can fundamentalists be funny?
(August 26, 2020 at 5:07 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Few things are funnier to me than people who claim to live under the admonition to ‘love thy neighbour as thyself’ going on a hate-filled, high decibel rant about how evil their neighbours are.

Boru

In other words, the more Christian the man, the funnier the clone.
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RE: Can fundamentalists be funny?
(August 26, 2020 at 5:26 am)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(August 26, 2020 at 5:07 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Few things are funnier to me than people who claim to live under the admonition to ‘love thy neighbour as thyself’ going on a hate-filled, high decibel rant about how evil their neighbours are.

Boru

In other words, the more Christian the man, the funnier the clone.

Nope.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#9
RE: Can fundamentalists be funny?
I think it may be more to the point to ask if they can be funny on purpose.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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#10
RE: Can fundamentalists be funny?
This guy is pretty funny, and can be used as a drinking game with the phrase "father god". Might not help with the hurricane but you'll be to fucked up to care.



I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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