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Isn't it funny...
#1
Isn't it funny...
Isn't It Funny...
 
  • … that gravity on earth just happens to be the perfect value to allow humans to move freely, and never varies such that people become stuck in place or float into the atmosphere, wiping out humanity?
  • … that the air quality on earth just happens to provide the perfect environment to sustain human life, never varying such that human beings become poisoned or suffocated, wiping out all humanity?
  •  … that the distance of the earth from the sun never varies such that all humanity either burns or freezes to death?
  •  … that atheists admit there are laws of nature, but deny there is anyone who created those laws?
  •  … that studies have been performed confirming that there is no place on earth where religion hasn't been practiced? Why do people have this built-in instinct?
  •  … that every person is born with a built-in knowledge that actions such as murder, suicide, theft, and deceit are wrong, without ever having to learn about this in school?
  •  … that every person that goes against this built-in knowledge (the natural law) also has a voice of conscience that rebukes him repeatedly that what he did was wrong? Where does this voice come from and why do we all have it?
  •  … that every person has a built-in desire to pursue the truth in matters, and to balance the scales of justice when they become imbalanced?
  •  … that every person instinctively begs God for help when death appears imminent, whether they previously learned to do this or not?
  •  … that men and women just happen to be created with a built in desire for one another?
  •  … that men and women just happen to have the built-in desire for self-preservation and procreation?
  •  … that there is an automated food chain across the globe that continuously maintains life?
  •  … that the human brain, a 3 pound piece of tissue, is the most complex computer found on the planet?
  •  … that the human heart can maintain life for over 100 years with its own mysterious source of energy?
  •  … that of the countless functions of the human body, if any of them were omitted or occurred in a different order, it would wipe out humanity?
  • … that many atheists try to assert there is no God due to deaths in past wars, while they neglect to acknowledge the fact that 4.5 million people die of natural causes across the globe every MONTH (55 million per year)?
  • … that atheists will become angry when these facts are pointed out in this forum post? This anger obviously stems from the atheist continuously fighting his own conscience as it repeatedly points out all of these facts.
 
Is all the above a coincidence? Clearly not, but rather it is proof for a Divine Creator.
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#2
RE: Isn't it funny...
This, again? It's just the fine-tuning argument bootstrapped onto the teleological argument. If you think this is some profound statement of significance, you might be barking up the wrong tree, bud. You might as well just say "Look at the trees! Only a god could've made them!"

And..

Quote:that every person instinctively begs God for help when death appears imminent, whether they previously learned to do this or not?

This is just a ridiculous, flat assertion with absolutely zero justification (amongs many).
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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#3
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So if things were different, they would be different. Shocker.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#4
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Venusian Polypods have a very different take on the nature of the universe.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#5
RE: Isn't it funny...
As does Adams' sentient puddle.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Quote:Is all the above a coincidence? Clearly not, but rather it is proof for a Divine Creator.

How is it possible that your brain generates enough power to make your legs move?  You are re-defining dumb as a bag of cunt hair.
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pabsta Wrote:Isn't It Funny...
 

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[li]… that gravity on earth just happens to be the perfect value to allow humans to move freely, and never varies such that people become stuck in place or float into the atmosphere, wiping out humanity?[/li]

Gravity on earth acts like gravity everywhere else, not fluctuating all willy-nilly. Why would it be otherwise?

pabsta Wrote:[li]… that the air quality on earth just happens to provide the perfect environment to sustain human life, never varying such that human beings become poisoned or suffocated, wiping out all humanity?[/li]

Yeah, remarkably, we seem to have evolved to breathe the air of the planet that we evolved on, and the composition of the atmosphere doesn't change randomly for no reason. Um, why would it?
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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#8
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No. If these factors were different, there would either be no life, or we would be different. It's life that adapts to the state of the world, not the other way around.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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pabsta Wrote:[li] … that the distance of the earth from the sun never varies such that all humanity either burns or freezes to death?[/li]

It would be pretty remarkable if we evolved on a planet that did that, wouldn't it? It would take a miracle, I guess. For the record, our distance from the sun varies by about 3.5 million miles each year.

pabsta Wrote:[li] … that atheists admit there are laws of nature, but deny there is anyone who created those laws?[/li]

We observe that there are laws of nature, that is, regularities and predictableness in our measurements of natural phenomena. They are not like human or religious law, which prescribe behavior; they are merely descriptive, not prescriptive. Why would an atheist (or anyone) hesitate to admit the existence of observable laws of nature? If you want us to believe someone created them on purpose; just get the author to step forward and take a bow for everyone to see.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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(August 11, 2017 at 3:49 pm)pabsta Wrote: Isn't It Funny...
  • … that the distance of the earth from the sun never varies such that all humanity either burns or freezes to death?

Except when the Sun decides to go for a little stroll to Portugal to have a bit of a dance and dry some laundry, of course.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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