RE: joke time
October 30, 2021 at 2:57 pm
(This post was last modified: October 30, 2021 at 2:58 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
A man and wife are having a round of golf when the man hits a horrible slice that smashes through the window of a nearby house. They immediately head to house to apologize and offer to pay for any damages.
When they ring the bell, the door is answered by a tall, handsome, mustachioed man in a turban. Before they have a chance to speak, the man says, ‘Bless you dear friends! I am a genie who had been imprisoned in a lamp for 800 years. Your golf ball smashed the lamp and released me. For setting me free, I will grant you one wish.’
The husband says, ‘How about ten million dollars?’
‘It is done!’, says the genie. ‘Your bank account has been increased by ten million dollars. Now, I would ask a favour. As I told you, I have been in that lamp for eight centuries, and have not known a woman’s touch in all that time. May I sleep with your beautiful wife? After all, I did just make you very, very wealthy…’
The couple discuss it for a few minutes. The wife is willing, as it seems a small price to pay for becoming millionaires, and the husband reluctantly agrees.
The genie and the wife retire to an upstairs bedroom, where they go at it like bunnies. During the afterglow, the genie says, ‘If you don’t mind me asking, how old is your husband ?’
‘He just turned 30. Why?’
‘That’s funny…30 years old and he still believes in genies!’
Boru
When they ring the bell, the door is answered by a tall, handsome, mustachioed man in a turban. Before they have a chance to speak, the man says, ‘Bless you dear friends! I am a genie who had been imprisoned in a lamp for 800 years. Your golf ball smashed the lamp and released me. For setting me free, I will grant you one wish.’
The husband says, ‘How about ten million dollars?’
‘It is done!’, says the genie. ‘Your bank account has been increased by ten million dollars. Now, I would ask a favour. As I told you, I have been in that lamp for eight centuries, and have not known a woman’s touch in all that time. May I sleep with your beautiful wife? After all, I did just make you very, very wealthy…’
The couple discuss it for a few minutes. The wife is willing, as it seems a small price to pay for becoming millionaires, and the husband reluctantly agrees.
The genie and the wife retire to an upstairs bedroom, where they go at it like bunnies. During the afterglow, the genie says, ‘If you don’t mind me asking, how old is your husband ?’
‘He just turned 30. Why?’
‘That’s funny…30 years old and he still believes in genies!’
Boru
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