A koala is sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint. A little lizard walks by and asks the koala what he's doing. 'Smoking weed,' says the koala. 'Come up and have some.' So, the little lizard climbs the tree and he and the koala burn a few.
After a bit, the little lizard was getting drymouth and told the koala he was going down to the river for a drink. When he got to the the river, he was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell in. A nearby crocodile took pity on the little lizard and helped him back onto the river bank. 'How did you happen to fall in?' asks the croc. The little lizard explained that he was smoking weed with a koala, got too high and lost his balance.
The crocodile decides to check out his story and heads for the trees. After searching about for a bit, sure enough - he sees a koala sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint. 'Hey, you!' the crocodile calls up.
Blearily, the koala looks down at the crocodile, and says, 'Duuuuuude...how much water did you fuckin' drink?'
Boru
After a bit, the little lizard was getting drymouth and told the koala he was going down to the river for a drink. When he got to the the river, he was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell in. A nearby crocodile took pity on the little lizard and helped him back onto the river bank. 'How did you happen to fall in?' asks the croc. The little lizard explained that he was smoking weed with a koala, got too high and lost his balance.
The crocodile decides to check out his story and heads for the trees. After searching about for a bit, sure enough - he sees a koala sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint. 'Hey, you!' the crocodile calls up.
Blearily, the koala looks down at the crocodile, and says, 'Duuuuuude...how much water did you fuckin' drink?'
Boru
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