Random Thoughts

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

Then the assuming bastards ask to
 use the bathroom....

I laugh. We don't HAVE a bath.

We have a shower......

Then they say the have to take a shit....

Not in MY shower goddamn it..

Then I throw them out....

 
Here it's 'the loo'. Outside toilets used to be called "the dunny". My nan called it the lala. Apparently confused the hell out of mum's friends.

There's a great Aussie insult: " I hope  your chooks all (chickens) turn into Emus and kick your dunny down"