A man comes home early from work, and finds his beautiful wife in a short skirt on her hands and knees scrubbing the floor. She looks particularly enticing from that angle, so he unzips and does what you’d expect in a joke like this, with all of the usual moans and groans.
When he’s finished, he gives his wife a tremendous swat on the bum. She says angrily, ‘What the hell was THAT for??’
He says, ‘That’s for not looking round to see who it was!’
Boru
When he’s finished, he gives his wife a tremendous swat on the bum. She says angrily, ‘What the hell was THAT for??’
He says, ‘That’s for not looking round to see who it was!’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax