A man is out golfing. He makes a terrible slice and his ball lands right in the middle of a patch of buttercups. The man decides the the little patch of flowers is too beautiful to damage, so he takes his penalty shot and walks away.
Just then, a fairy appears and says, ‘That flower patch is my home. Because your were kind enough not to destroy my buttercups, I shall reward you with a lifetime supply of butter.’
The man answers, ‘Well, that’s nice, I suppose, but where the hell were you when I hit my ball into those pussywillows?’
Boru
Just then, a fairy appears and says, ‘That flower patch is my home. Because your were kind enough not to destroy my buttercups, I shall reward you with a lifetime supply of butter.’
The man answers, ‘Well, that’s nice, I suppose, but where the hell were you when I hit my ball into those pussywillows?’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
