RE: joke time
January 11, 2022 at 4:57 am
(This post was last modified: January 11, 2022 at 5:16 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
The county coroner comes home from a rough day at work, sporting a beaut of a black eye. His wife says, 'Oh, my God! What happened to your eye?"
'It all started when I got a call from one of my assistants. It seems a man died at a local brothel, but they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had a massive erection. So, I went to help. When I got there, I was directed to the room. Sure enough, there was a man on the bed with an erection that would shame Man O' War. Not knowing what else to do, I grabbed it with both hands and tried to bend it in half.'
'Ok, but what about the black eye?'
'Wrong room.'
Boru
'It all started when I got a call from one of my assistants. It seems a man died at a local brothel, but they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had a massive erection. So, I went to help. When I got there, I was directed to the room. Sure enough, there was a man on the bed with an erection that would shame Man O' War. Not knowing what else to do, I grabbed it with both hands and tried to bend it in half.'
'Ok, but what about the black eye?'
'Wrong room.'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
