RE: joke time
January 17, 2022 at 7:08 am
(This post was last modified: January 17, 2022 at 9:36 am by The Valkyrie.)
Three drunk guys got into a taxi and asked for a ride.
Realising just how drunk they were, the driver switched on his engine, drove a couple of metres, and switched off again, announcing they'd reached their destination.
The first drunk paid the driver and got out.
The second drunk thanked the driver and got out.
The third drunk reached forward and slapped the driver on the shoulder.
Thinking his ruse had been discovered, the driver started to apologise when the third drunk interrupted him.
"Next time, watch your speed!"
Realising just how drunk they were, the driver switched on his engine, drove a couple of metres, and switched off again, announcing they'd reached their destination.
The first drunk paid the driver and got out.
The second drunk thanked the driver and got out.
The third drunk reached forward and slapped the driver on the shoulder.
Thinking his ruse had been discovered, the driver started to apologise when the third drunk interrupted him.
"Next time, watch your speed!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"