A man who has always wanted a pair of high-end cowboy boots finally decides to treat himself. When he gets home, he proudly stands in front of his wife and says, ‘Notice anything different about me?’
His missus looks him up and down and says she doesn’t. Angry that she didn’t notice his boots, he goes into the bedroom, strips off, and comes back into the living room wearing just the boots. ‘NOW do you notice anything different?’
She says, ‘What’s different? It’s drooping today, it was drooping yesterday, and it’ll be drooping tomorrow.’
He retorts, ‘It’s drooping because it’s admiring my new boots.’
‘Pity you didn’t buy a new hat.’
Boru
His missus looks him up and down and says she doesn’t. Angry that she didn’t notice his boots, he goes into the bedroom, strips off, and comes back into the living room wearing just the boots. ‘NOW do you notice anything different?’
She says, ‘What’s different? It’s drooping today, it was drooping yesterday, and it’ll be drooping tomorrow.’
He retorts, ‘It’s drooping because it’s admiring my new boots.’
‘Pity you didn’t buy a new hat.’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
