RE: OK Bill to allow parents to sue teachers if they teach anything that opposes religion
February 10, 2022 at 2:07 pm
(February 7, 2022 at 2:41 pm)no one Wrote: I just passed a law that states anyone within 25,000 mile/41,000 km from me that says anything opposing my views is subject to a $25,000,000 fine.
LOL. I guess I won't be able to hide in the Earth's core either.
My new favorite law is (I heard this on USA news 1 month ago. I am in Canada):
Some guy was driving at the speed limit on the highway (65 mph) so that he would not get a ticket. He was in the left lane.
"Sir, I am writing you a ticket for underspeeding."
"Why? I am obeying the rule. It says 65 mph max."
"Sir, you are going slower than traffic in the left lane and that's dangerous."
"Do you want me to use the right lane? They are also going over the speed limit."
"Sir, it doesn't matter which lane you use. You are underspeeding."
"But if I exceed 65 mph, you would give me a ticket for overspeeding."
"Sir, you are forcing people to bypass you using the right lane."
I imagine that is how the conversation went with the officer.
In court, that is the defense he used and he lost.