Frankly, I have no troublie believing that these absurdly long tables are either an extremely backassward attempt at keeping COVID away or a means of intimidating anyone he has a one-on-one with. I've heard a lot of stories about how he's paranoid about COVID, but the use of a table like this is a long-established means of expressing dominance; one that very much suits his style.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
![[Image: harmlesskitchen.png]](https://i.postimg.cc/yxR97P23/harmlesskitchen.png)
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
![[Image: harmlesskitchen.png]](https://i.postimg.cc/yxR97P23/harmlesskitchen.png)
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.