A seven year old and a four year old are getting dressed before breakfast.
The older sibling says, "I think it's time we start swearing. When we go down for breakfast, I'll start, and you follow."
"Okay," replies the gullible younger.
When they go down for breakfast, their mother asks, "What do you want this morning?"
Immediately, the seven year old says, "I'll have cornflakes, bitch!"
*whack*!
The older brother screams in tears and flees to his room.
"And what do you want for breakfast?" the mother asks the four year old.
"Anything but the fucking cornflakes!"
The older sibling says, "I think it's time we start swearing. When we go down for breakfast, I'll start, and you follow."
"Okay," replies the gullible younger.
When they go down for breakfast, their mother asks, "What do you want this morning?"
Immediately, the seven year old says, "I'll have cornflakes, bitch!"
*whack*!
The older brother screams in tears and flees to his room.
"And what do you want for breakfast?" the mother asks the four year old.
"Anything but the fucking cornflakes!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
