(March 16, 2022 at 7:41 am)onlinebiker Wrote:(March 16, 2022 at 6:17 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: If Christians wanted to rise church attendance they should serve alcohol at the beginning of mass and not at the end because it would actually be bearable to endure that tedious "party" sloshed than sober.
Also - tequila instead of wine and..salt and lime instead of the silly crackers.....
"Eat this bread for it is my body. Drink this wine for it is my blood. Put this mayonnaise on your bread-"
"I'll just stop you right there, Jesus!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"