RE: joke time
March 19, 2022 at 5:01 pm
(This post was last modified: March 19, 2022 at 5:01 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
A man strolling through a park sees a small boy petting a dog. Approaching them, he says, ‘Hello, lad. Does your dog bite?’
‘No, sir,’ says the boy. ‘My dog has never bitten anyone.’
The man leans down to pet the dog, which savagely bites his hand. Wrapping a handkerchief around the bleeding wound, the man exclaims, ‘I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!’
The boy replies, ‘He doesn’t. This isn’t my dog.’
Boru
‘No, sir,’ says the boy. ‘My dog has never bitten anyone.’
The man leans down to pet the dog, which savagely bites his hand. Wrapping a handkerchief around the bleeding wound, the man exclaims, ‘I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!’
The boy replies, ‘He doesn’t. This isn’t my dog.’
Boru
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