(November 25, 2011 at 1:39 pm)Norfolk And Chance Wrote:(November 24, 2011 at 1:40 pm)Minimalist Wrote: People in a coma are not dead. They breathe, they have a pulse, they piss, shit, and fart.
I really do think the ancients were smart enough to know the difference.
Dead people fart.
Yep. Farts are simply gas in the intestines from chemicals and bacteria. After death, the muscles relax, including the anal sphincter.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
