(April 3, 2022 at 5:27 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I think Beccs Labs Unlimited™ has finally come up with the perfect genetically engineered soldier.
They have:
- The aggression of a Canadian Goose
- The self-preservation skills and general attitude of a honey badger.
- The self regeneration of an octopus
- The loyalty and intelligence of a Trump supporter*
*though the latter could be an issue...
What would three of these soldiers cost, for, you know, someone having trouble with the neighbours? Asking for a friend.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
