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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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I think Beccs Labs Unlimited™ has finally come up with the perfect genetically engineered soldier.
They have: - The aggression of a Canadian Goose - The self-preservation skills and general attitude of a honey badger. - The self regeneration of an octopus - The loyalty and intelligence of a Trump supporter* *though the latter could be an issue... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (April 3, 2022 at 5:27 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I think Beccs Labs Unlimited™ has finally come up with the perfect genetically engineered soldier. What would three of these soldiers cost, for, you know, someone having trouble with the neighbours? Asking for a friend. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(April 3, 2022 at 5:39 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(April 3, 2022 at 5:27 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I think Beccs Labs Unlimited™ has finally come up with the perfect genetically engineered soldier. They would have been $US10,000 per unit. But, Barry fucked up. "Regeneration of an octopus" and "brain of a Trump supporter", Barry! Not " spine of an octopus", ffs! You're fired!! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Fuckin’ Barry…
Boru
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 RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 5, 2022 at 2:58 pm
(This post was last modified: April 5, 2022 at 3:06 pm by purplepurpose.)
Hustle like Prophet has commanded you. 
Lady on a local FB page is asking for help moving a piece of furniture.
Her profile picture is this "I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me." Apparently all things except moving that couch.
Send lawyers, guns, and money...
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