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The story of Midas makes no sense

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The story of Midas makes no sense
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RE: The story of Midas makes no sense
April 25, 2022 at 2:54 am
Do only things he touch with his fingers turn to gold, or does any part of his person suffice?

If the latter, then food turns to indigestible gold upon touching his digestive track, his servant, no doubt quaking from the fear being accidentally touched, can help him.
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The story of Midas makes no sense

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The story of Midas makes no sense - by Silver - April 25, 2022 at 12:36 am
RE: The story of Midas makes no sense - by Anomalocaris - April 25, 2022 at 2:54 am
RE: The story of Midas makes no sense - by Fake Messiah - April 25, 2022 at 10:06 am
RE: The story of Midas makes no sense - by Pat Mustard - April 26, 2022 at 12:55 pm
RE: The story of Midas makes no sense - by Anomalocaris - April 25, 2022 at 8:09 pm
RE: The story of Midas makes no sense - by polymath257 - April 25, 2022 at 8:25 pm
RE: The story of Midas makes no sense - by vulcanlogician - April 25, 2022 at 11:16 pm
RE: The story of Midas makes no sense - by The Valkyrie - April 25, 2022 at 11:28 pm
RE: The story of Midas makes no sense - by Anomalocaris - April 26, 2022 at 2:24 am
RE: The story of Midas makes no sense - by polymath257 - April 26, 2022 at 7:48 am
RE: The story of Midas makes no sense - by vulcanlogician - April 27, 2022 at 11:44 am
RE: The story of Midas makes no sense - by brewer - April 25, 2022 at 8:49 pm

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