Texas cop after pulling over a motorist, "Do you know why I'm standing here, ma'am?"
"Because there's an active shooter at the elementary school?"
Not so much a joke as a statement on the cowardice of some who are supposed to "serve and protect" but stood by for an hour and let kids get murdered.
Fucking cowards!
"Because there's an active shooter at the elementary school?"
Not so much a joke as a statement on the cowardice of some who are supposed to "serve and protect" but stood by for an hour and let kids get murdered.
Fucking cowards!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"