Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true."

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Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true."

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RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true."

November 29, 2011 at 9:11 am

(November 29, 2011 at 7:49 am)Happy UnBeliever Wrote: You know if even if it were true and there is a 99.9% chance its not. Who could take anything the Bible says seriously, I mean really talking jackasses and snakes!

Who about Jonah's fish stomach apartment, or Jesus walking on water, turning water into wine, curing blindness with spit, raising the dead merely by telling them to "get up".

If things like that are considered "proof" that it actually happened...because they are so fantastic that they cant be false..

Then what of Marduk ripping Tiamat in half to create the earth and sky with her carcass?

Suddenly the Christian flip flops, and thinks that something like this is too fantastical to be true. It cant be. Only Jesus is true and fantastic. Anything else is fantastic and not true.

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Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Ziploc Surprise - November 28, 2011 at 3:58 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Anomalocaris - November 28, 2011 at 4:10 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Rev. Rye - November 28, 2011 at 4:18 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Cyberman - November 28, 2011 at 5:41 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Rev. Rye - November 28, 2011 at 5:45 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Cyberman - November 28, 2011 at 5:58 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Rev. Rye - November 28, 2011 at 6:07 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Minimalist - November 28, 2011 at 5:59 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Cinjin - December 1, 2011 at 12:26 am

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by reverendjeremiah - November 28, 2011 at 6:55 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Faith No More - November 28, 2011 at 8:36 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by reverendjeremiah - November 28, 2011 at 8:38 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Rev. Rye - November 28, 2011 at 8:49 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by padraic - November 29, 2011 at 12:00 am

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Anomalocaris - November 29, 2011 at 1:30 am

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Minimalist - November 29, 2011 at 1:39 am

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Cyberman - November 29, 2011 at 6:09 am

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Cyberman - November 29, 2011 at 7:39 am

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by padraic - November 29, 2011 at 7:02 am

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Happy UnBeliever - November 29, 2011 at 7:49 am

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by reverendjeremiah - November 29, 2011 at 9:11 am

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by The Grand Nudger - November 29, 2011 at 10:00 am

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by reverendjeremiah - November 29, 2011 at 10:02 am

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Minimalist - November 29, 2011 at 12:10 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Doubting Thomas - November 30, 2011 at 1:49 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by The Grand Nudger - November 30, 2011 at 2:38 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Jackalope - November 30, 2011 at 3:20 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Anomalocaris - November 30, 2011 at 4:41 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by The Grand Nudger - November 30, 2011 at 4:08 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by The Grand Nudger - November 30, 2011 at 7:16 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Doubting Thomas - November 30, 2011 at 7:19 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by The Grand Nudger - November 30, 2011 at 7:23 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Ziploc Surprise - November 30, 2011 at 8:17 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Minimalist - November 30, 2011 at 8:22 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Happy UnBeliever - November 30, 2011 at 8:57 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Ziploc Surprise - November 30, 2011 at 9:19 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Epimethean - November 30, 2011 at 9:13 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by AthiestAtheist - December 1, 2011 at 1:54 am

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