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Happy Father's Day!!
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RE: Happy Father's Day!!
I had a great day with family, although my daughter was out of town and we celebrated a few days earlier.

On a Sunday full of fatherly metaphors, I had to consider this a bit.  I love my daughter more than anything.  If I were a monster, which I'm not, I could follow the "father's" example.  I would just need to show that love by communicating it to her solely in a poorly translated, inconsistent, inaccurate collection of documents.  Then, loving her so much, I could threaten (via interpreters speaking for me, not necessarily via the documents) to torture her for all eternity if she failed to live up to the vague expectations in that set of documents.  That seems to pretty much sum it up.
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Happy Father's Day!! - by Jehanne - June 19, 2022 at 4:36 pm
RE: Happy Father's Day!! - by Fake Messiah - June 19, 2022 at 4:44 pm
RE: Happy Father's Day!! - by Jehanne - June 19, 2022 at 5:50 pm
RE: Happy Father's Day!! - by Angrboda - June 19, 2022 at 5:58 pm
RE: Happy Father's Day!! - by The Valkyrie - June 19, 2022 at 6:08 pm
RE: Happy Father's Day!! - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 19, 2022 at 6:23 pm
RE: Happy Father's Day!! - by Fake Messiah - June 19, 2022 at 7:10 pm
RE: Happy Father's Day!! - by arewethereyet - June 19, 2022 at 7:40 pm
RE: Happy Father's Day!! - by Fake Messiah - June 21, 2022 at 1:06 am
RE: Happy Father's Day!! - by Jehanne - June 19, 2022 at 8:03 pm
RE: Happy Father's Day!! - by Fireball - June 19, 2022 at 8:06 pm
RE: Happy Father's Day!! - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 20, 2022 at 2:02 am
RE: Happy Father's Day!! - by Jehanne - June 19, 2022 at 8:22 pm
RE: Happy Father's Day!! - by arewethereyet - June 19, 2022 at 8:29 pm
RE: Happy Father's Day!! - by Fireball - June 19, 2022 at 10:06 pm
RE: Happy Father's Day!! - by arewethereyet - June 19, 2022 at 10:14 pm
RE: Happy Father's Day!! - by Ranjr - June 19, 2022 at 10:42 pm
RE: Happy Father's Day!! - by Jehanne - June 20, 2022 at 9:29 am
RE: Happy Father's Day!! - by zebo-the-fat - June 20, 2022 at 10:11 am
RE: Happy Father's Day!! - by arewethereyet - June 20, 2022 at 10:47 am
RE: Happy Father's Day!! - by Thumpalumpacus - June 20, 2022 at 11:47 am
RE: Happy Father's Day!! - by The Grand Nudger - June 20, 2022 at 4:32 pm
RE: Happy Father's Day!! - by Thumpalumpacus - June 21, 2022 at 1:34 pm
RE: Happy Father's Day!! - by TheJefe817 - June 21, 2022 at 8:36 am
RE: Happy Father's Day!! - by brewer - June 22, 2022 at 9:01 am

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