A farmer walks into a bar, sits down, and otders a glass of champaigne
A woman at the bar says to him, "Hey, I'm drinking champaigne, too."
"What a coincidence," replies the farmer, "Why champaigne so early in the morning?"
"I've just had some great news," replies the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the farmer. "So have I. What's your good news?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for years. My doctor tells me I'm now pregnant!"
"What a coincidence. I'm a chicken farmer, and all last year my hens were infertile. Now, they're producing more eggs than I can sell."
"How did you turn that bad luck around?" Asks the woman.
"I used a different cock," replies the farmer.
"What a coincidence!" Says the woman.
A woman at the bar says to him, "Hey, I'm drinking champaigne, too."
"What a coincidence," replies the farmer, "Why champaigne so early in the morning?"
"I've just had some great news," replies the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the farmer. "So have I. What's your good news?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for years. My doctor tells me I'm now pregnant!"
"What a coincidence. I'm a chicken farmer, and all last year my hens were infertile. Now, they're producing more eggs than I can sell."
"How did you turn that bad luck around?" Asks the woman.
"I used a different cock," replies the farmer.
"What a coincidence!" Says the woman.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
