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[Huggy Bear]

I'd love to post a video of Huey's rant at the end of the R Kelly episode of The Boondocks, but given that it's, well, The Boondocks, some N-bombs are dropped and I think I might get in trouble if I did that. So, here's a redacted version in text form (bold mine):

What the hell is wrong with you people? Every famous REDACTED that gets arrested is not Nelson Mandela! Yes, the government conspires to put a lot of innocent black men in jail on fallacious charges. But R. Kelly is *not* one of those men! We all *know* the REDACTED can sing, but what happened to standards? What happened to bare minimums? Are you a fan of R. Kelly? You wanna help R. Kelly? Get some counseling for R. Kelly! Introduce him to some older women! Hide his camcorder! But don't pretend that the man is a hero!... And stop the damn dancing! Act like you've got some goddamn sense, people! Damn! I'm through playing around here!

Literally no one said R Kelly is a hero...