A woman is weaving a bit in traffic and gets pulled over. When he reaches the car, the cop sees that the woman is drinking something.
‘What’s in the bottle, ma’am?’ he asks.
‘Jusht water, ossifer,’ the clearly inebriated woman answers and hands him the bottle.
The officer takes a sniff of the contents and says, ‘Ma’am, that’s not water. It smells like wine.’
‘Praise Jesus!’ shouts the woman. ‘He’s done it again!!’
Boru
‘What’s in the bottle, ma’am?’ he asks.
‘Jusht water, ossifer,’ the clearly inebriated woman answers and hands him the bottle.
The officer takes a sniff of the contents and says, ‘Ma’am, that’s not water. It smells like wine.’
‘Praise Jesus!’ shouts the woman. ‘He’s done it again!!’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
